Iconic Hairstyles Appreciator Gifts

Ringo

Love at First Sight

Hair Crop Circle

"Like my new haircut?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Chuck Berry

Rod Stewart

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

A Macaroni in 1773

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Madonna

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Cactus Head

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Damon Albarn

'New plant? New hairdo?'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Annie Lennox

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

"It's new. We call it the Thatcher Look."

Elton Coiffeur.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."