Artistic Haircut Admirer Gifts

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Two men in barber shop

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Georgian head-dress

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Today's Rapunzel

An afterthought/An afrothought

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

A Macaroni in 1773

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Please turn your head and coiffe."