Icicle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

You had me at vintage.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

Superman Going On Vacation.

Multitasking executive dog

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Bike Wash

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba