Icehouse Investor Gifts

Igloo for sale.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snow is falling...

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Baker

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Cutting round an igloo...

I Love Winter!

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Old Man Winter

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

Penguin motivational speakers.

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Igloo outhouse.

I'm BAD deal with it

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

'Sure, it doesn't look very big from here, but it's just the tip of the iceberg...'

'And it has two bathrooms.'

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

Igloo headbutt...

Frozen Foods.

An Olympian's Moment

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."