'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'
Iceberg Investor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the iceberg investor in your life? Our collection features clever, humorous, and relatable designs perfect for those who know the value of patience and the thrill of the market. Whether they love to joke about their investing style or just want something quirky to brighten their workspace, you'll find inspiring and amusing options across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Celebrate their passion for the stock market with a gift that makes a statement and brings a smile.
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."
"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."
'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'
"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."
There goes the neighborhood
"Jd Vance wants to visit"
"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."
'These casual Fridays are killing me.'
The Bonvoy Age...
"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."
"Welcome shareholders to the annual report - let us pray."
Titanic 2030: The Rematch
Polar Bear Desert Island
Gag iceberg.
'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'
Casual day in Antarctica.
'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'
Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.
'What? We're eating nothing but fish day by day? No tacos, no burgers, no hot dogs?? Wow - I never knew that being a Penguin kid is such a hard job!'
Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?
"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"
'They say it's unsinkable.'
Climate Change Exhibit. Warming. Antarctica. Greenland. If the ice caps melt, sea levels will rise. Uh-oh, another liquidity crisis!
'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'
The Hudson Bay School of Art.
People siting on icebergs,
I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.
"He sold his fresh water before it melted."
'For crying out loud,can't you see? I need more space!'
'Sure, it doesn't look very big from here, but it's just the tip of the iceberg...'
'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'
True North Moves Again.
Iceberg Investor Gifts Collection
Iceberg Investor Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the iceberg investor—perfect for those who value patience with a splash of humor in their daily routine.
Iceberg Investor Pillows
Add some humor to their space with pillows inspired by iceberg investors—comfortable, quirky, and full of personality.
Iceberg Investor Prints
Brighten their walls with inspiring prints that reflect the cool and calculated nature of iceberg investing—perfect for any investor’s home or office.
Iceberg Investor T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts celebrating iceberg investors—ideal for casual wear that speaks to the slow-and-steady approach to investing.