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'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

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Ice skater

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Ice Skater

"That's my boy!"

Zenboni

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'His wife is very supportive.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Raging Bull on Ice

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Ice skating

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'