Ice Rink Rebel Mugs

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Shred the plank."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

Summer Sledding

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Winter is an Adventure.

'Hello, 911?'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Chess bowling.

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

LIV golf

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.