Ice Rink Foodie Gifts

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Ice skating

The Puck Stops Here.

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

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Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Torville and Cow'.

His Other Shtick

"Prozzac"

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'Was a game played here last night?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'