Ice Pond Daredevils Mugs

"You get off that ice pond this minute, you filthy little boy!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Stock Hurricane Ride

When the water's colder than you thought...

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Robot Olympics

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'

'How may I hurt you?'

'GRAMMA!'

Shoot your own apples

Sand sailing in the Sahara

His newly found confidence was short lived.

Speed reading class.

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.

"I did try to advise him against cold water swimming."

A man in a padded suit stands behind a scientist

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf

When technology goes too far #6. The wireless parachute.