Ice Cream Vendor Mugs

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

An unexpected success.

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Give me 40 push ups, maggot"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Shaved Ice

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

Ice-cream vendor begs with sign: 'Cone-less, please help'.

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Ice Creams for Prisoners

Ice Cream

'One scoop of sh*t, please!'

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

Frozen Irony: '...the kids all run up when they hear the music, then I hurl Ice Cream at them 'till they run away.'

'You fool, Joe - I told you never to stop for hitch-hikers!'

The I scream man

Ice cream van

"Let's move on to the maneuverability test."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

Ice Cream.

Dairy Whiz

Mistaken identity.

"I'm here from the immediate future. You're about to run out of banana nut fudge ice cream."

"So is there a Mrs. Softee?"

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

"Captain Hook is an idiot."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"