Ice Cream Social Pillows

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Ice Cream Tower.

Mice Cream

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Wish you were steer!

Shaved Ice

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Global Warming.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'