Ice Cap Investor T-Shirts

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Ice fisher.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Global Warming

Football fan

'I hate Global Warming.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

Global Warming Penguin

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

The Problem Revealed.

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

Polelitical Correctness