Hypochondria Expert Prints

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

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'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

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'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"He's a hypochondriac."

'He's battling a twinge'

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

"He was such a hypochondriac, he insisted on being buried next to a health professional."

The Hypochondria Times.

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."