Hypoallergenic Hero Mugs

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I love you too, big guy."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Don't have a hot flush....

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Did you wash your hands?"

Guns won't help

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Protecting Nature

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."