Hypnotist Mugs

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Mussel Relaxant.

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"You are getting sleepy - you will forget to pay this credit card bill and incur lots of fees and interest. . ."

Hipponotized

Hypnotoon

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

Another failed fish hypnotism.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'When they're in a deep state of hypnosis, you can get them to say anything, as I will demonstrate...'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

'..Give me your money and you'll get the carrots!... Dang, I don't get it! This has worked so well with the rabbits!'

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You will now open your eyes and have no memory of me charging you twice for this session!"

' Pol Meeting'

Hypnotism

"She's an amazing hypnotist, but her politics suck."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Snake charmers charms a snake out of a purse.

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Quiet Night

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'

'Just how long have you been taming lions ?'