Hypnotism Mugs

Hypnotist party.

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

Derren Brown

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

'Look into my eyes...you will buy this fine hi fi!'

' Pol Meeting'

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

The Hypnotato,

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.