Hype Aficionado Mugs

'At Hyperbole Club'.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Love at First Sight

Easter Island legs

"Cat box"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog