Hymn Enthusiasts Mugs

Cough Mixture for Angels

Four Chanting Monks

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Priest

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

Golden age of music

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Edward Elgar.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Maestro

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Maurice Ravel.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Hallelujah!

Bass Clef

Franz Schubert

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Aleksandr Glazunov