Hygiene Hobbyists T-Shirts

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'Have you washed your hands?'