Find the perfect mug for your hygiene hacker, featuring witty slogans and playful designs that make handwashing or sanitizing routines a little more fun and a lot more stylish.
'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.
Weird things I do because of the internet
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
Giving Things Up For Lent.
Wash your hands
'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Hand Sanitiser on the Bar
'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."
Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Where you went wrong' Desk.
A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.
'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'
Team medic spraying deodorant
"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."
'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'
"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."
A day in the life of a dish sink
Seeing the marriage counselor.
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