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"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Hydroponic Gardening

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Garden.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Award Winning Gardener

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."