Hybrid Vehicle Fan T-Shirts

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"She's a weiner cat."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Cylinder Head

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Classic Hybrid

Finishing Line

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Red car

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Give us today our daily bread!

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

How the pluot was invented.

'He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'