Hybrid Vehicle Fan T-Shirts

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"She's a weiner cat."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Classic Hybrid

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Finishing Line

Red car

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Give us today our daily bread!

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

How the pluot was invented.

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf