Hustler At Heart Pillows

'At least I don't have his life.'

Get rich quick.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Office Woman

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'