Husky Pack Leader T-Shirts

Man stops dogs barking using his key fob.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

Employee performance review software.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Top Dog

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Free Range Sled Dog

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."