Husband And Wife T-Shirts

"She has her mother's management style."

A Mom and Pop Operation

'...and to my wife who always nagged me to 'Put something aside for a rainy day'...'

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Come dine with me!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Killer Executive Suits.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

Gender Equality

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'