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'Something tells me we're dealing with a different kind of deer here.'

'This is the guy. Make it look like an accident.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I hate this time of year."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Cleaning the Horse

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.

Doctor Jekyll. Whenever I get stuck formulating my potion, I go jogging. You can run, but you can't Hyde!

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'