Hunting Jokester Mugs

'Something tells me we're dealing with a different kind of deer here.'

'This is the guy. Make it look like an accident.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I hate this time of year."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Can I see your license,please?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Cleaning the Horse

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'