Hunters Prints

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"It's a new hunting invention - It makes roadkill!"

'I think he was trying to tell us something before I shot him.'

'Ok guys, you got me and I'll go easily. But if you would, please allow me to go with some dignity and let me take off my wife's dress, earrings and lipstick.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

I only whale for the sport of it.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Wall-ruses.

'Boy, this tree should be easy to climb.'

A hog surrenders to a couple of hunters.

"I told you they like to graze here."

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

Rabbit's revenge.

Man hunting animals, who are disguised as a totem pole.

'Hey, nice gun! What do you hunt with it?'

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

Man Falls Off His Horse.

A Certain Preventative.

A group of tired hunters.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."