Hollywood Hunter Prints

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Canadian film production

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Get out of my face!"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Tom Hanks

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

"Which part are you reading for?"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."