Haunted House Hunter Prints

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Leave this house and never return! It's a seller's market!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I posted it. Now we wait."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Open House of Horrors

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Ghost puddle

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'This is close enough.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

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