Haunted House Hunter Mugs

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Leave this house and never return! It's a seller's market!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I posted it. Now we wait."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Is there anybody there?"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"