Hunter Gatherer Of Cheer Prints

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Reindeer

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'computer says no.....el!'

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Drinkers.

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.