Hunter-gatherer Culture Student Pillows

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Lambs to the Slaughter

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

Asian Adventure Vacations

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

A woman listening to an audio guide

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'You better stop writing on the walls. They're going to blame me for it.'

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'