Hunter-gatherer Culture Student Pillows

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Now showing, at a University near you...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Lambs to the Slaughter

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Asian Adventure Vacations

"I said, 'Dude, your hat's on backwards.'"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

A statue points to an art bandit.

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'You better stop writing on the walls. They're going to blame me for it.'

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'