Hunter-gatherer Culture Buff Pillows

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Introducing Piza Island.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Gone Fishing

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'