Hunt In Comfort Enthusiast Gifts

A Lazy Hunter.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Sleepy Bunny

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Mountain Escalator

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Executive Elevator

Hunting Out of Season

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition