Hunger Relief Pillows

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Freddie's water

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

The Food of Shame.

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"No, nothing's wrong dear...It's just that mom never boiled hamburgers at home."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

Allowed to Starve.