Humorous Teacher Pillows

'Will the student making those disruptive sounds stop? Fair warning! I am gathering evidence and I'm wearing a wire.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Teacher's pet dog

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

K-9 Garten

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

'I thought I was ready for anything they could throw at me. I didn't know they had tomatoes.'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'