Humorous Suitcase Packer T-Shirts

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Man fishing with large bait

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Destiny is all...

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'It's perfect!'

'You had a long nap.'

Arrivals Lounge

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Prepping for Rerserve

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

I know it's a "pet," and I know it's a "carrier," but you're still not putting it on the airplane.

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Teddy Bear Luggage