Humorous Suitcase Packer T-Shirts

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man fishing with large bait

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Destiny is all...

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'It's perfect!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Arrivals Lounge

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'You had a long nap.'

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

Teddy Bear Luggage

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

Prepping for Rerserve

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

Octopus porter.