Humorous Injury Tales Prints

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Occupation?'

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

'Should we abstain from sex?'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'Very funny!'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'No I won't kiss it better!'

'Turn the camera off! Turn off the web cam!'

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Don't tell me, you want another sick note!

'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'

'I went to give a high five - missed the other guy's hand - and hit the rim of the dugout.'

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

"What happened?" "I kept my eye on the ball."