Humorous Hearts Gifts

"Will you call me?"

'Coming 'Peopling'?'

Snowman making a snowwoman

Romance

Sexual chemistry set

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

A thief steals a heart

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

Love Mix Ups.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

Pregnant

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"

'About this 'smart phone' I wished for. My second wish is that you show me how to use it.'

I've started so I'll finish...

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

Boys kite gets stuck in a tree but the kite pulls the tree out of its roots.

The Yacht