Humorous Budgeter Mugs

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Fiscal cliff

Budget Cuts

Budget reaction.

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Budget Opticians.

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'Cuts in Roman times.'

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent pay-as-you-go plan of just 2,359 easy payments."

'The x-rays are conclusive. We found some extra money hidden in the secret compartment of your wallet.'

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

'I did the math -- we can't AFFORD to attend the economic summit.'