Humorists At Sea Mugs

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Japanese Whaling

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.