Humorist With A Taste For Satire Prints

NO Damn Silverware...Authentic Chinese Cuisine

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Honest Vending

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bureaucracy gone mad!

German School

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"What are you doing?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The Evolution Of Man

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.