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Humorist With A Dark Sense Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into a dark sense of humor? Our collection offers sharp, clever products that celebrate the wit of humorists with a penchant for the darkly comic. Ideal for fans of irony, satire, and the unexpected, these items bring a playful yet edgy twist to comedy. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, or art print, find a gift that resonates with their unique comedic style and love for the darker side of humor.
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
Clown on bike.
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'
"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'
"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
Tim Burton
Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.
'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'
Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart
'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
300 cows in a field...grazing!
"Death coach..."
'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'
"Roadkill cookies"
"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."
'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'
'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'
"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'
Humorist With A Dark Sense Gifts Collection
Humorist With A Dark Sense Mugs
Discover more witty and darkly humorous mugs perfect for those who love a good irony with their morning coffee.
Humorist With A Dark Sense Pillows
Find more pillows with hilarious and darkly witty designs—great for adding a playful edge to any room.
Humorist With A Dark Sense Prints
Browse our selection of humorous prints that combine clever satire with edgy charm—perfect for the humorist with a dark touch.
Humorist With A Dark Sense T-Shirts
Explore our range of clever, dark humor t-shirts—ideal for making a bold statement and showcasing their quick wit.