Humorist On The Course Mugs

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Bob's Driving School.

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Golf Score Reducer

"You have a good lie."

Golf Hil Divot

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"