Humorist Of Progress Prints

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The Fall of Gnome

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'