Humorist Lost In The Woods T-Shirts

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fish don't like worms.

The Sensitive Dude.

Shakespeare Ave

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Another myth dispelled'