Humorist Lost In The Woods T-Shirts

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fish don't like worms.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Shakespeare Ave

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

The Sensitive Dude.

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

'Another myth dispelled'