Humorist In Holy Robes Prints

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Night-time halo

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Sermon Applause.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Bishops Snooker

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."