Humor Seeking Gourmands Mugs

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

A Club Sandwitch.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Tartar sauce.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

"What will change my life?"

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

The cake diet.

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Christmas canape?

House of Beans.

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Fast Food

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

"I'm supposed to be on a science-based diet - but I'm doing my own research."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

Customer being served a pizza with a 'no smoking' topping.

Wine makes me sleepy!

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'

'No, the fish isn't battered - the cook just roughs it up a bit!'

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'