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'You're lying. I can read you like a book.'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I see people laughing at you.'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'